Excellent snarky wisdom – this post made me smile many times.
Snips from “If I Were King”, 2013 edition.
The King summons his sullen scribes
with this year’s list of changes deemed necessary to restore peace and harmony
to his lands.
The King has had it up to his royal
migraine with fools with guns.
If aging macho men like Sly Stallone,
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis require mass amounts of ammo to shore up
their manly bona fides the kingdom’s taxing authority will assess a per bullet
fee for every shot fired.
The liquor industry isn’t routinely
invited to AA meetings, so why should the NRA, a paid bitch of the gun
manufacturers, be granted a voice in dealing with the mayhem caused by their
products?
In other words, like a street punk
caught smoking a joint behind a royal stable, anything Bank of America, AIG or
Goldman Sachs says can and will be held against them in a court of law
The King has faced many fearsome
opponents on the field of battle. Hideous goons with broken teeth, sallow eyes
and hot, diseased breath. (Oh, sorry, those were agents of the American
Legislative Exchange Council “instructing” salaried court knaves on proper
decree-writing.)
Strongly suggest you read the whole thing
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