Breaking: Teabaggers are the 1%

Hey - you teabaggers

Making
$35,000?
$40,000?
$45,000?

Wish you could afford a house?
Wish you could afford a new car?
Wish you could afford to fix your car?
Wish you could find a way to send your kids to college?

Worried about where the next $$ is going to come from?

Well - quit you're whining - cause Charles Koch says you are the 1%.
Yep according to him - you got it good!

Don't believe me -  listen to his newest message to you.

Just think about it

According to Koch
- you should be happy
- you should be content 
cause you are better off than the people in Somali
cause you are better off than the people in Bangladesh
cause you are better off than the people in Ethiopia
 
That's what the person who controls your party thinks about you.
That's the best the person who controls your party wants for you.

They want you to compare yourself to third world countries
NOT developed countries!

You thought you controlled the party?
BWAH - ha- ha- ha- ha

So, according to Koch
the only thing that matters is HIS economic security.
   Shut up and go eat your gruel.
   Open up that can of cat food for dinner and be grateful for it.
   Put the ketchup on crackers for your kids and call it dinner and be proud.

You are the 1%.
You are a lucky person.
Don't expect anymore than that - cause that is all you could ever hope for.

You might want to also take notice that Koch bashes your leadership.
Why would I say that?
In the past 44 years
Republicans have been in the White House for 28 of those years
So the decline Koch talks about  - for the most part - has been under Republican Presidents.