Monday, January 14, 2013

Snark - A vew of Politics - By a Wannabe King

Excellent snarky wisdom – this post made me smile many times.

The King summons his sullen scribes with this year’s list of changes deemed necessary to restore peace and harmony to his lands.

The King has had it up to his royal migraine with fools with guns.

If aging macho men like Sly Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis require mass amounts of ammo to shore up their manly bona fides the kingdom’s taxing authority will assess a per bullet fee for every shot fired.

The liquor industry isn’t routinely invited to AA meetings, so why should the NRA, a paid bitch of the gun manufacturers, be granted a voice in dealing with the mayhem caused by their products?

In other words, like a street punk caught smoking a joint behind a royal stable, anything Bank of America, AIG or Goldman Sachs says can and will be held against them in a court of law

The King has faced many fearsome opponents on the field of battle. Hideous goons with broken teeth, sallow eyes and hot, diseased breath. (Oh, sorry, those were agents of the American Legislative Exchange Council “instructing” salaried court knaves on proper decree-writing.)

Strongly suggest you read the whole thing

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