FCC - Public Servants of the Telecoms

This headline has been bothering me for four days.

17 Free-Market Tributes to Robert McDowell on His FCC Tenure 

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Free-Market Tributes

Not only did the present FCC screw the consumer while in office.
But now as they "retire" or "resign"
   the free-market advocates (like ALEC)
are going to shove our faces in it.

    Get it America!
    Corporate profits are more important
    than the people.
    Our tributes just proved to you
      we control the free-market
      dialogue and the public servants who report to us.

Public servants who faithfully served the private sector while in office.
How f#cking fabulous.